Nettles

Nothing beats fresh ingredients, except maybe free fresh ingredients that you can pick straight from nature — no cultivation means no work, no pesticides, no nothing. Pretty much as ecological and easy as it gets.

Later in the summer, I am sure I will take my family to pick blueberries, and maybe even mushrooms when fall comes, but today, we went for something a bit more exotic: nettles. Rich in calcium, magnesium, iron and numerous trace elements as well as a range of vitamins, nettles are an amazing free alternative for spinach.

Equipped with a plastic bag and some gloves, I took my two young boys out to the small forest / park right next door to our home and got to work, and in no time, I had collected the 100 grams that are needed for my nettle pancake recipe. Without kids, or with a second adult helping with the kids, I could have easily collected enough for a dozen of pancake recipes. Maybe we’ll go again later this week, and take mom with us as well.

Anyway, here’s the important part. Read it before you go out nettle-hunting:

  1. Nettles burn your hands if you don’t wear gloves, which is not so nice. Wear some protection, and be careful.
  2. Nettles need to be collected when they are young. That is if you are going to eat them. There are plenty of other usages for nettles, all the way to making clothes, which I might investigate in the future, but if you are going to eat the nettles, make sure to collect them before they start growing flowers. The younger the better.

After a nice walk through the forest and with the nettles in the plastic bag, we returned home and started cooking.

Here’s the recipe for a small batch of nettle pancakes:

  • 100 grams of nettle leaves, minced (see below for full instructions on handling the nettles)
  • 2 eggs
  • 2.5 dl (1 cup) all-purpose flour
  • 1 tbsp oil (I used peanut oil, but I suppose any vegetable oil will do)
  • 1 tsp sea salt
  • 500 g (0.5 l) full fat milk

Most of the recipe is rather straightforward: just mix all ingredients together and whisk a bit so that they form a batter. What needs a bit of extra attention is the handling of the nettles. It goes like this.

Handling the nettles

1. Take the nettles out of the plastic bag without touching them. I just flipped the bag upside-down and poured the contents on the table.

2. Pick the leaves into a bowl. (If you have only collected leaves in the first place, you can skip this step.)

3. Wash the nettles.

4. Bring a pan full of water to boil and throw in the nettle leaves. This step will get rid of the acids and make the leaves easier to eat. From what I have read on the internet, you could skip this step too, if some stinginess is OK with you.

My choice today a really quick boiling of about one minute which left the nettles feeling nice and crisp.

5. Use a pair of scissors to mince the nettles. I guess a knife would do as well, but I was still a bit afraid to touch the leaves…

6. Mix the batter and throw in the nettles. Whisk a little more and then let the batter rest in the refrigerator for at least half an hour before frying the pancakes.

7. Make the pancakes. Eat fresh.

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Yogurt

One of the oldest and most popular breakfast goods in the world, yogurt deserves a spot in every grandmother’s repertoire of homemade goods. Making your own yogurt is not hard, the tools needed for it are easy to find in most households and best of all, the results are delicious, healthy and environmentally friendly — compared to buying your yogurt from the store.

For many months, my wife and I made our homemade yogurt using an old yogurt machine we had borrowed from her parents’ inventory of unused household equipment. The yogurt was delicious, but we got tired of the limitations set by the machine: you could only fit six small portion jars (totaling a bit less than 1 liter of yoghurt) in the machine at once, washing and boiling the jars was a long process, and the jars as well as the machine itself took a lot of space in our small kitchen!

So, I began searching for other ways to make our yogurt and found out that a glass jar and an icebox give you just as good results as a yogurt machine. We didn’t have an icebox so I took my family to the local recycling center and bought the cheapest one they had in store.

This article describes the recipe I’m using at the moment. You can expect more updates as I keep experimenting with small changes such as the differences things such as the milk used or the quantity of starter make.

Get ready to make your first batch of yogurt.

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Fudge

Grandmothers love to spoil their grand-children (and if they are honest to themselves, I am sure they love to spoil themselves as well). And more than anything, kids love candies. This fudge was the first taste of candy for the one-year-old — you should have seen the smile on his face after finishing the first cube!

That’s why, as I work my way towards becoming an old-time grandma, I have to learn the art of candy making. Candies are a form of art, so it will be a long road — but you have to start from somewhere.

Here is my first experiment into candy making. If you are longing for something very sweet, and are ready to give it a shot, join me in making some fudge. My recipe is based on this one; all I did was to convert the measures to grams (I like to do that as weights are a lot more precise than volume measures) and add some comments and pictures.

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How to Make Your Own Butter (It’s Easy!)

Grandma cooks her food from the most basic ingredients. If it’s possible for her to make something herself, she does so.

Why? Mostly because she can. She is curious and wants learn how things work. She loves to use every chance to try something new. She practices her skills on a wide range of home related skills, hoping to keep the art alive and to pass it on to the next generations when the time comes.

And she knows that by buying the most basic ingredients and doing the rest herself, her food is the healthier,  fresher, and often cheaper than buying the more processed products most people choose.

Today, Grandma is making butter.

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Becoming Grandma

To me, good life has the face of a human being.

To meet her, we will have to travel all the way to the Mediterranean — or maybe a bit north from there. I think she lives somewhere in Southern France, but it could be that she really is Italian. I have never met her, so I can’t say for sure.

Her home is an old countryside house, well kept yet worn by time. Its wooden window panes are painted in bright colors and each of them is covered by flowers. A flourishing garden in the backyard produces vegetables in all shades of green, red and yellow. Inside, the stove is always warm, and a sweet smell greets the random visitor.

As you approach the house, you will hear a warm sound of her laughter long before you reach the door.

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